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==Bradley's Dental Health==
==Bradley's Dental Health==
 
[[File:Bradley Teeth.png|frameless|center]]
Bradley has extensive wear and damage on all of his visible teeth. His maxillary incisors are small worn nubs. His maxillary canines became so damaged that they are now broken after what Brad purports was a few week soda binge.  
Bradley has extensive wear and damage on all of his visible teeth. His maxillary incisors are small worn nubs. His maxillary canines became so damaged that they are now broken after what Brad purports was a few week soda binge.  
[[File:Bradley Broken Canines.png|455px|thumb|left]][[File:Bradley Soda Binge teeth damage.png|455px|thumb|right]]
[[File:Bradley Broken Canines.png|455px|thumb|left]][[File:Bradley Soda Binge teeth damage.png|455px|thumb|right]]
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[[File:Bradley Dental Health - Origins.png|1000px|frame|center|jesus fucking christ]]
[[File:Bradley Dental Health - Origins.png|1000px|frame|center|jesus fucking christ]]
==Bradley's Lungs==
It is possible that Bradley has sustained lung damage resulting in a persistent cough from his multiple exposures to COVID-19. For more information please see [[The COVID Incident]].
==Bradley's Hips==
Bradley seems to suffer from persistent hip pain and stiffness.

Revision as of 12:22, 26 January 2022

Bradley's Health is in an incredibly poor state. He has multiple physical disabilities from his birth, which he receives an annuity for, as well as pretty much all the lifestyle diseases associated with being a 21st century American.

Bradley's Hand

Bradley has a physical disability from his birth which limits movement in his hand. For more information please see Crab Claw.

Bradley's Weight

Bradley weigh 230 kilograms and is classified as Obese under the standard Body Mass Index. For more information please see Body Weight.

Bradley's Dental Health

Bradley has extensive wear and damage on all of his visible teeth. His maxillary incisors are small worn nubs. His maxillary canines became so damaged that they are now broken after what Brad purports was a few week soda binge.

Bradley's gums are in poor health, appearing darkened and discoloured.

Bradley does not own a toothbrush and has not for 10 years. This suggests that most of the damage to Brad's teeth is a result of long term poor hygiene standards.

jesus fucking christ

Bradley's Lungs

It is possible that Bradley has sustained lung damage resulting in a persistent cough from his multiple exposures to COVID-19. For more information please see The COVID Incident.

Bradley's Hips

Bradley seems to suffer from persistent hip pain and stiffness.