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Wankdemon had a humble beginning as a Dota 2 player, like many, accused by Bradley of hacking/cheating. It was when Wankdemon began appearing more and more in his games that Bradley began accusing the mysterious entity of queue sniping him too. A game with a Wankdemon on the enemy team was typically an assured loss for Bradley. Over time, Wankdemon began to appear more and more, often with varying degrees of skill compared to previous appearances. This led Brad to believe that there is a group of players all taking on the Wankdemon persona with the sole purpose of targeting his games. No matter how many Wankdemons he reported, they just kept coming. The enduring presence of Wankdemons in his games, and suggestions from his own community, inspired Bradley to implement a stream sniper overlay in an effort to curb the flow wankings. | Wankdemon had a humble beginning as a Dota 2 player, like many, accused by Bradley of hacking/cheating. It was when Wankdemon began appearing more and more in his games that Bradley began accusing the mysterious entity of queue sniping him too. A game with a Wankdemon on the enemy team was typically an assured loss for Bradley. Over time, Wankdemon began to appear more and more, often with varying degrees of skill compared to previous appearances. This led Brad to believe that there is a group of players all taking on the Wankdemon persona with the sole purpose of targeting his games. No matter how many Wankdemons he reported, they just kept coming. The enduring presence of Wankdemons in his games, and suggestions from his own community, inspired Bradley to implement a stream sniper overlay in an effort to curb the flow wankings. | ||
'''[Information needed: Original wankdemon clip/imagery, TWANK guild imagery]''' | '''[Information needed: Original wankdemon clip/imagery, TWANK guild imagery]''' | ||
'''[Wankdemon is so notorious to Bradlore that it should likely be its own full length article, the article can also include the information on TWANK.]''' | |||
====Wankangel==== | ====Wankangel==== | ||
Revision as of 03:00, 17 January 2022
Bradley the Dragon (real name Michael Dingman) is a popular Dota 2 streamer and dominant red dragon.
Early Life
Bradley Dragon grew up in Amish Country in New York, as a young dragon he was born to a Christian family and would attend Church every Sunday.
Brad's Arm
Brad's left arm, often referred to as the Crab Claw, is crippled due to a failed operation when he was a baby dragon.
Brad's Family Life
Bradley never knew his father growing up as he left before his birth. At a young age he moved out of his mothers house and into his grandparents house a short walk away. Often while walking between the two he would fantasise about being chased by dogs to make the journey more exciting [Need information on Bradley's Mother, Bradley's Father (left at a young age), Bradley's step sister and step brother.]
Bradley would eventually be placed within a class for students with behavioral issues and assigned a constant wrangler, this is the moment he recalls when The Curse began to manifest and his life began to change for the worse. A prominent example of the curse manifesting is when Bradley's minder wrote down that bradley threw a pen across the class when it infact rolled off the edge of his desk. Brad felt very isolated during his schooling especially after his permanent assistant was assigned to him [Need Tw.tv clip]
[Need information on Bradley's teenaged years.] Bradley attended College for one semester where he took courses on networking before dropping out at the start of his second term he claims this is becuase they didn't give enough time to readjust to college life upon returning from winter break.
Dota 2
[Information needed on the following: Dota 2 Alchemy and subsequent ban, Dota 2 Coaching, Clip where Bradley is being Raged at by coach, Bradley's previous MMR, How he Discovered Dota 2, Bradley playing League of Legends before Dota]
Overview
Bradley Dragon started playing Dota 2 in 2013, although he staunchly argues that he actually started playing in 2012 [Need Tw.tv clip]. Over the course of more than 5,000 games of Dota 2, Bradley has fluctuated between low Herald and high Crusader ranks. He attributes his inability to climb out of the low skill bracket to being frequently targeted by hackers, cheaters and smurfs, despite there being no real evidence to support his claim. The Curse is often cited as being behind this. There has been some evidence of queue sniping in the past (however, not nearly as much as Bradley believes) due to the frequency of Wankdemons and Wankangels appearing in his games.
Hackers, Cheaters, Smurfs and Snipers
Hi again Brad, just another reminder that there are no infinite mana hacks, cast range hacks, +GPM / XPM hacks, or really any hacks at all like you accuse people of using. You're using "hacks" to deflect away from your own poor gameplay, such as dying 19 times as a midlaner. Focus on your own gameplay and you will improve.
By far, the most common reason Bradley cites for a lost game of Dota 2 is the presence of hackers/cheaters. They are extremely prevalent in all of Bradley's games, and unluckily for him they are only ever on the enemy team and never his own. Though too many to list exhaustively, some examples of hacks often identified by Bradley are as follows:
- GPM/XPM Hacks
- Damage reduction/immunity hacks
- Cooldown reduction hacks
- Debuff duration hacks
- Hacks that cause Bradley to miss skillshots or misuse spells/items
- Infinite mana hacks
- Cast range hacks
- Tower/creep aggro hacks
Often times, Bradley will attempt to prove the existence of a hack by meticulously scrubbing through the game replay frame by frame, or by testing every possible variation he can think of in demo mode. To date, not a single instance of legitimate hacking/cheating has been identified.
Wankdemon
Wankdemon is Bradley's oldest foe, a hacker of legendary reputation. If you see Wankdemon, abandon all hope for he shall wank on your corpse.
Wankdemon had a humble beginning as a Dota 2 player, like many, accused by Bradley of hacking/cheating. It was when Wankdemon began appearing more and more in his games that Bradley began accusing the mysterious entity of queue sniping him too. A game with a Wankdemon on the enemy team was typically an assured loss for Bradley. Over time, Wankdemon began to appear more and more, often with varying degrees of skill compared to previous appearances. This led Brad to believe that there is a group of players all taking on the Wankdemon persona with the sole purpose of targeting his games. No matter how many Wankdemons he reported, they just kept coming. The enduring presence of Wankdemons in his games, and suggestions from his own community, inspired Bradley to implement a stream sniper overlay in an effort to curb the flow wankings. [Information needed: Original wankdemon clip/imagery, TWANK guild imagery] [Wankdemon is so notorious to Bradlore that it should likely be its own full length article, the article can also include the information on TWANK.]
Wankangel
Wankangel is Bradley's greatest champion, a smurf of mysterious origin. If you see a Wankangel, take hope for he shall wank you off on your enemies corpses.
Every now and again, Bradley's games are blessed with the arrival of a Wankangel. Typically a Wankangel does everything in their power to ensure the game is a win for Bradley. If a Wankangel appears on Bradley's team, they will fight hard to drag him kicking and screaming towards the enemy team's ancient. If a Wankangel appears on the enemy team, then feeding, griefing and throwing to ensure Bradley's victory have all been known to occur. It is worth noting that Wankangels are very rarely, if ever, reported by Bradley after the game.
Streaming
[Information and Articles needed on When Bradley started Streaming Dota and why, Christmas stream, Clownstered(?)]
Notable Life Events
[Information and Articles needed on past sexual encounters & partners, moving from New York to Indiana, Walmart job, Previous Roommates, House Fire Incident, Covid Incidents.]
Trivia
- Has a hair condition where he should wash it twice a weak (he doesn't)
- Is an active member of the kink community with interests in feet, spanking and hypnotism [maybe a seperate fetlife heading]
- Bi but not romantically and strictly a top after a single experiment
- Favourite Meal he's cooked himself is "double ramen with hotdogs"
- Was telekinetic for a period in 8th grade but only for a few weeks and only on objects already moving
- Can dimension shift to avoid deaths examples so far include a car crash and a heart attack
- Claims if you shit more than once every few days you have a problem with yourself
[Thought this might be a good place to drop random little bits that don't fit anywhere else idk if we'll find it usefull]