Wankdemon is Bradley's oldest foe, a hacker of legendary reputation. If you see Wankdemon, abandon all hope for he shall wank on your corpse.
Overview
Wankdemon had a humble beginning as a Dota 2 player, like many, accused by Bradley the Dragon of hacking/cheating. He first appeared on 24 March 2021, near the end of the Fire House Arc, playing as Doom on the enemy team. Wankdemon killed Bradley under an observer ward, who immediately accused him of using a vision hack. This prompted Wankdemon to respond with the iconic line:
Wankdemon cums for you
It was when Wankdemon began appearing more and more in his games that Bradley began accusing the mysterious entity of queue sniping him too. A game with a Wankdemon on the enemy team was typically an assured loss for Bradley.
Over time, Wankdemon began to appear more and more, often with varying degrees of skill compared to previous appearances. This led Brad to believe that there is a group of players all taking on the Wankdemon persona with the sole purpose of targeting his games. No matter how many Wankdemons he reported, they just kept coming. The enduring presence of Wankdemons in his games, and suggestions from his own community, inspired Bradley to implement a stream sniper overlay in an effort to curb the flow wankings.
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Wankangel
Wankangel is Bradley's greatest champion, a smurf of mysterious origin. If you see a Wankangel, take hope for he shall wank you off on your enemies corpses.
Every now and again, Bradley's games are blessed with the arrival of a Wankangel. Typically a Wankangel does everything in their power to ensure the game is a win for Bradley. If a Wankangel appears on Bradley's team, they will fight hard to drag him kicking and screaming towards the enemy team's ancient. If a Wankangel appears on the enemy team, then feeding, griefing and throwing to ensure Bradley's victory have all been known to occur. It is worth noting that Wankangels are very rarely, if ever, reported by Bradley after the game.