Bradley's Health is in an incredibly poor state. He has multiple physical disabilities from his birth, which he receives an annuity for, as well as pretty much all the lifestyle diseases associated with being a 21st century American.
Bradley's Hand
Bradley has a physical disability from his birth which limits movement in his hand. For more information please see Crab Claw.
Bradley's Weight
Bradley weigh 230 kilograms and is classified as Obese under the standard Body Mass Index. For more information please see Body Weight.
Bradley's Dental Health
Bradley has extensive wear and damage on all of his visible teeth. His maxillary incisors are small worn nubs. His maxillary canines became so damaged that they are now broken after what Brad purports was a few week soda binge.



Bradley's gums are in poor health, appearing darkened and discoloured.
Bradley does not own a toothbrush and has not for 10 years. This suggests that most of the damage to Brad's teeth is a result of long term poor hygiene standards.
