On April 11th, 2022 Bradley Dragon went live on twitch. The stream reached Legendary status for many reasons. It was a 16 hour long stream which featured both Dota 2 and Elden ring. After going 5/13 on Enigma getting yet another undeserved win. Bradley determined it was time to play some Elden Ring.
Guides:
Throughout the duration of the game Brad is often observed looking at guides, what many consider to be cheating in the game. He often lied about the mechanics he knew about bosses. He often knew where items where that very few people find without looking at a guide. Bradley plays normally on what is considered double easy mode. First he plays a caster build, but on top of that he also summons spirits to take boss agro.
Malenia Blade of Miquella:
14 hours 30 minutes and 55 seconds into the stream Brad has his first attempt against Malenia, one of the hardest bosses in Elden Ring. The stream was very supportive of brad as a whole. Encouraging him to do his best. After 4 attempts and usual brad rage he was able to beat the boss... Phase one of the boss. A viewer perfectly timed a Brad voiceline of "I enjoy tits" to the bosses tits showing leaving chat in a fit of laughter. However, Bradley was instantly killed by the Malenia's first move in second phase and claimed for her to be "hacking"
Further attempts yielded similar results. Brad screaming about nerfs being needed etc.
Chat did what chat does best when Brad died, but they were very supportive of Brads efforts as a whole. Often saying "hes doing it Pog" "he survived Pog" and giving him small pieces of advice where they could. Unfortunately this golden period did not last long. After about an hour of attempts Brad had simply had enough. If he lost this next fight he was going to do the lowest thing an Elden Ring play could do, summon cooperators.
Horsetts command
Legendary moderator your_horse_lasagna made a new redeemable command horsetts which was a voice to text saying whatever he wanted him to. He told Brad that he shouldn't cheat by summoning players to his aid for the boss to instead beat it on his own, in a fit of dragon rage and fury Brad skipped the rest of the message. This prompted the rest of chat to begin spamming the new command. Brad then says he is going to demod horse if he keeps this up.
Summoning To Beat The Boss:
Brad Finally cracks summoning players to his aid. Coping as he does it, "literally everyone has had to summon players" she is too OP. Even with the aid of two players. He dies the first time. Chat starts going ballistic. Doing their best to get a rile out of Brad as he contiunes to summon players to his aid. "CHEATING AND STILL LOSE KEKL" :pepeW SUMMONLEY" spammed as well as the new horsetts command He loses twice more with companions. Walking into one of the easiest to dodge mechanics of the boss to die. After reciving enough shit from chat he breaks down and goes back to fighting the boss alone (plus a summon). Chatter ShackPlays makes a bits donation. Claiming Brad would be better at the game and basic mechanics if he didn't need the crutch of a guide. Brad shuts that down with a great insult.
Chat as a whole is back to rooting for him with the copy pasta "LETS GO BGOD BradJam" filling the chat 16 hours 3 minutes and 5 seconds into the stream. He is done, he has had enough he summons the two players who would win the entire boss fight for him. Gigachad and LeatherFace. As the fight goes on people are spamming the new horsetts command. Meanwhile his two summons are doing all of the damage and tanking for Brad. One of the jannies banned your_horse_lasgana. As soon as the boss dies he whines "I BEAT THIS BOSS FAIR AND SQUARE" the ultimate form of cope. "I am allowed to cheat right back"
Skipping Bits Donations and TTS
Bits donations start raining in. Mostly from chatter a_bone_to_pick. Brad begins skipping all of his bit donations. Horse makes a new command Horse which tells Brad scamming bit donations like he is could cause a ban. Chat begins to spam it off the 2 second cooldown it was on. Brad becomes quiet, not saying anything. Submissive. Detatached from reality. The horse command changed once again. To the TTS asking Brad how come there are videos of people beating the boss without even being hit once. Furthermore some have beaten him at soul level one. Brad doesn't want to hear it and contiunes to skip bits and the Horse command rejecting reality.
End of The Stream:
After a 16 hour 40 minute and 46 second stream Brad had simply had enough. He ended the stream with a sigh. What followed in discord is known as the Malenia Blade of Miquella Incident