Brad's diet consists of "goyslop"(Cheaply made fast food) and the odd gifts from Joell. Bradley spends an obscene amount of money on fast food, notable from Arby's (Source of his "Beef 'n Cheddar" nickname). Recently, Brad has begun consuming Uncle Ben's rice, and lean chicken nuggets to sustain himself. Additionally, He's unable to consume regular water, and as a result, can only drink water flavored with Mio flavors.